1. I am cursed with being in the same vicinity as politicians. It seems that any time they are traveling, I am traveling as well and therefore get tangled up in massive amounts of traffic. About three weeks prior to my trip, Kuwait was the host of the World Islamic Economic Forum. The opening sessions were held at one of the palaces, off 5th ring road. I regularly take 5th Ring home from work, and it usually takes about 20-30 minutes. On the night of the opening, they had apparently closed part of the road and, as a result, it took me two and a half hours to get home.
Arrival in Sharm was no exception. I was lucky enough to land at the same time that Egyptian President Mubarak landed. That meant I sat in the parking lot for about 30 minutes, while my cab driver got out of the car, smoked a cigarette and then started playing 50 Cent on his beat-up radio.
2. It is spectacularly cool to see Air Force One land. Following Rule #1, however, means that because President Bush landed in my general vicinity, it would take 20 minutes for a shuttle to arrive at the conference center to take me back to my hotel, and another 15 minutes to actually get to the hotel, making what should have been an hour long excursion into two hours.
3. Egyptian hospitality doesn’t exist. Absolutely no offense to any Egyptians reading this; your people are friendly. But they completely lack customer service. The internet connection in my room died around 3 p.m.; it took them until 10 p.m. to send someone to my room to fix it – this is after I finally had to call and scream at them how I simply did not understand how a supposed 5 star hotel that is one of the chosen hotels for the WEF takes six hours to send an IT person to fix the internet connection. I am not a screamer normally; I believe that the way to get what you want is to smile and ask nicely. But even I have my limits.
4. The Raid air freshener is in my room for a reason. Plug it in or face being bitten all night long.
5. Hearing George W. Bush speak in person is as embarrassing as hearing him speak on TV. It is especially awful to hear him speak after King Abdullah II (a charming and eloquent speaker). Where King Abdullah is dignified, Bush is just a mess. He began his speech mentioning how he and wife Laura were “walking in the land of the pharaohs” and ended it with a long lecture on how the Middle East needs to embrace democracy. Of note: He managed to mention Al Qaeda, Hezbollah and Bin Laden all in the same paragraph.
6. President Karzai and I smiled at each other as he passed by me to go to an interview. Therefore, he and I are now best friends forever.
7. I wasn't surprised when my room key randomly decides to stop working. I was annoyed. I had two room keys and both of them stopped working at the same time. I had to get one of the cleaning people to let me into my room. Again, this is a five star hotel that was one of the chosen six by the World Economic Forum.
8. European women have no issues sunbathing topless in a Middle Eastern country.
9. When it came time to finally, finally check in for my flight home, there was a Eurotrash couple in front of me who took about 20 minutes to check in. Why it took so long is unclear; the woman (who looked like a poor man’s Britney Spears) had to take out random bits of paper from her wallet and show it to the people behind the counter. Was Kuwait Airways giving them grief because they aren’t married (doubtful)? Was the man behind the counter morally opposed to her hideous outfit (possible)? At any rate, the woman started clucking at a fussy baby in line behind her, trying to be cute and motherly. She was not cute nor was she motherly. At one point, she took the child’s bottle and pretended like she was drinking from it while making faces at the baby. The baby was not amused, and neither was I.
10. Just because the Sharm El Sheikh airport has a wireless signal doesn’t mean I was able to connect to it. This is not because I had to pay money to surf the web, but rather because it just won’t connect to the wireless signal at all.
11. While I may have thought that Jordanians were some of the most ethnocentric people around, they have nothing on the Egyptians. I was not able to find a single magazine or book for sale at either the hotel or the airport that didn’t have something to do with Egypt.
12. I shouldn’t be surprised when two of the airport employees start taking apart the seating area right in front of me.
13. While waiting to board the plane, Eurotrash Britney started playing with the baby again, while Eurotrash K-Fed looked on warily. The minute they boarded the plane, you know she turned to him and proclaimed that she wanted one, really badly.
14. Just because my boarding card says that boarding time is 6:10 doesn’t mean it is actually going to happen at 6:10. 6:30 will come and go and I wasn’t anywhere closer to boarding. In fact, there wasn’t even a flight attendant at the gate to help us board until 7 p.m. Take off was at 7:10 p.m.
15. There is no announcement of boarding over the speaker system – boarding announcements are made by a man walking through the food court/terminal/duty free screaming “KUWAIT?! KUWAIT?!”
16. I have not flown Kuwait Airways in over ten years. Not much has changed since 1996. There were at least 40 people on the flight; I was one of three women (not counting flight attendants). When I asked for an upgrade to business class, they said that it wasn’t allowed because there were no more meals left. I said I didn’t want a meal, and they said it just wasn’t allowed.
17. Arabs fly their airplanes the same way they drive. They will take obscure roads just because they can. Case in point: Flying from Sharm El Sheikh to Kuwait took the following path: Depart Sharm. Fly west to Luxor, for a quick 20 minute stop. Then fly east to Kuwait. On top of that, at random points during the flight, the pilot would rev the engine, as if he was about to race his friend in the Jazeera Airways plane next to us to see who would be able to reach the airport faster.
Sharm El Sheikh, in summary: Warm, resort-y, but boring when you're traveling by yourself. Bathing suit tops not necessary.
May 24, 2008
Feb 29, 2008
Rome
I do not have the best luck when it comes to travel. Especially when it comes to traveling alone. I have told stories about Jazeera and their headaches, but my trip to Rome was a regular Jazeera nightmare times 150. Apologies for the length, perhaps this can keep you entertained for the day. In hindsight, I should have known better than to travel on what is probably one of the busiest travel weekends in Kuwait. Prior to actually setting foot in the airport, I had heard about delays, both from the weather (dust, dust, dust) and from the holiday travel. When it was actually time for me to fly, I was fairly pleased. I made it through customs and check-in with no major hassle, and figured the rest of the trip would be hassle-free as well (major ironic foreshadowing).
"Do You Smoke?"
As I was sitting at Gate 26, waiting for my flight, I noticed that it was 5 p.m. The plane was not at the gate, where it should have been, since it was scheduled to leave at 5:30. It was 5 p.m. About 5 minutes later, an announcement was made, that the gate was being moved from Gate 26 to Gate 20. I hauled ass over to Gate 20, started to walk through, when the Khaleeji Rent-a-Cop standing by the XRay machine informed me that this was actually the gate for Iran Air AND Jazeera – and that the flight to Tehran was boarding first. Those flying to Dubai lined up and waited as chador after chador walked through the gate. It was very easy to tell who was going where – those draped in black were going to Tehran, those with an inch of makeup and high heels were going to Dubai.
When I got onto the plane, I instinctively went for seat 6A. I knew I was by the window, and 90% of the time, I sit on the left side of the plane. In this case, I was actually in 6F – a definite error on my part. I didn't realize the error until an Indian couple attempted to find their seats. "What seat are you in?" asked the wife. "6A. I think. Wait, let me check." I pulled out my boarding card. "I'm sorry. I'm 6F…" I looked past them to see if my seat was available. It wasn't. They were both still in the aisle.
"Come into the row," I told them, "so other people can get past." The woman looked at my blankly. "Can I sit in my seat?"
Keep in mind, I was at the window. So there was no place for me to go, since they were half in the row and half in the aisle. "You will get your seat," I said. But for now, can you just move in? There are people waiting behind you…" I said, noticing how more and more people were getting annoyed. The pair finally came into the row and looked at me expectantly. Row 5 was completely empty. The aisle, however, was still full. "Why don't you move to this row?" the wife asked, trying to be helpful but failing miserably.
"I would," I said, "except there is nowhere for me to go. Because there are people in the aisle."
"Well…. Can I have my seat?"
"Listen," I told her. "The plane is not going to take off without you having a seat. I promise." Looking around, I flagged down a flight attendant and explained the situation. He took our boarding cards and studied them. The lady looked at me again. "My seat?"
"I. Don't. Have. Anywhere. To. Go. Calm. Down. I promise you will get your seat, just wait about two minutes." I wondered if she was an idiot or just really impatient. Or some combination of both.
The seats were sorted, and we finally took off and made it to Dubai in one piece. After landing, going through customs, going to the ATM and visiting the restroom, I went to the luggage carousel to collect my bags. Except they weren't there. There were no bags there. It was at least 15 to 20 minutes after I had gotten off the plane, and there were no bags going around the carousel. I looked up at the sign on the baggage to confirm that this is where my bags were supposed to come. It was. There was still no bag. After another 10 minutes of waiting, my bag came out and I hurried out of the airport.
But no. The fates were clearly against me. I was stopped on my way out of the airport, by an abaya-clad woman who asked to see my passport.
"Where are you coming from?"
"Kuwait."
"Hmmm," she said, looking through my passport. "How long are you here for?"
"One night… Is something wrong?" I had never, ever been stopped LEAVING an airport before so I was very confused. And tired. She looked at me in fake surprise. "Wrong? Why would something be wrong?"
She continued pawing through my passport.
"Then where do you go?"
"Rome…" I answered, as she looked at my visas and stamps. "Is something wrong? I'm confused."
She looked at me in "surprise" again. "Why would something be wrong?" she asked, pretending to be a friendly gal who just wanted to laugh with me about my passport photo. Her eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Do you… smoke?"
I wasn't sure if she meant the herb or the nicotine, but I was baffled by her question either way. "Um, no? I'm just tired and I want to get to my hotel."
After looking yet again at my passport, she thrust it back at me and turned away.
I though the bad luck was over. The amount of inanity that had taken place seemed to be enough for one trip. But I was very, very wrong.
"This Is My Child."
I rose around 4:45 a.m. to get to the airport in time for my 7 a.m. flight. The hotel I was at (Ibis Hotel – not bad for a short stay, if anyone is wondering) had a shuttle to the airport, which I took advantage of. Now, Novotel and Ibis are right next to each other and I think they are linked, so they share a shuttle. The shuttle was waiting at Ibis. We drove to Novotel (around the block). Then we drove BACK to Ibis and waited for another ten minutes before finally departing to the airport.
Checking in and getting on the plane was no major hassle. I was unfortunate enough to sit in an aisle seat, in the center – but fortunate enough that a window seat was free in the row next to me, with the middle seat empty as well. The bad news was that there was a six-month old baby directly behind me. The worse news was, because there was a baby sitting behind me, I couldn't recline fully. The even worse news was that the baby was using the tray table as its own personal drum kit. About two hours into the flight, I finally turned around to the mom and asked her, politely, if her oh-so adorable baby could possibly use the MIDDLE tray table for as percussion, since that seat was not occupied.
She peered at me from the crack in between rows. "Well, can't you move to the middle seat?"
Was she crazy? I seriously had to pause for a second to process that question. "Um, no."
"Well," she shrugged. "It's my child. And I paid for two seats."
Now, I don't like children. This is well known. I especially don't like parents who think their Goober is the world's most precious thing and that their every whim must be catered to, courtesy be damned.
Her father? Husband? Some random old dude she was with? interjected at this point. "Is that your seat?" he asked me, pointedly.
"Uh, yes."
He looked at me, eyebrows raised, probably wanting to challenge the fact that I switched seats. "That's your seat?"
"Yes," I said mocking his tone. "This is my seat. Look," I said (probably sounding pissed off, because I was really tired of my seat being jostled every two seconds). "All I'm saying is that there is no one in the middle seat, and I don't like my seat being banged on every two seconds." With that, I turned away. The mother told me that I was being rude. I snapped back at her "I was not rude, so don't you dare say that."
Ten minutes later, the Emirates steward came over to me and told me that if I was having an issue with the child, he could get me earplugs. Because earplugs totally erases the shaking of a chair for 6 hours.
When we finally landed in Rome (mercifully, the baby did switch to the middle seat so I was shake-free for the remaining four hours!) I attempted to find a taxi. I was accosted by the taxi sharks ("65 euros to the center!" No, thanks) but I managed to find a legit taxi and get to my hotel.
Feed the Birds
Rome itself was lovely. I do not want to dwell too long on this aspect, because I think the trip is best told through photos. However, I want to share the following fun story with you. As I was walking around, I passed through a square with lots of pigeons. In the middle of the square were a woman and her friend. The woman PICKED UP one of the pigeons and NUZZLED IT AGAINST HER CHEEK. I really hope she either a) had a rabies shot or b) was fond of being ill from bird flu.
"Scuzi!"
Leaving Rome was a breeze, for the most part. However, on the way to the airport, the car I was in was pulled over by the Gestapo (kidding – the carabiniere, but I keep calling them Gestapo in my head). Pulled over! And they took the drivers license? Registration? Something? and glanced at it for about ten minutes before giving it back and sending us on our way.
Then, at the airport, the gelato man yelled at me. Yes. A gelato man at the airport yelled at me because I asked if I could try one of the flavours before purchasing a 4 Euro cup of the stuff. YELLED. Excuse me, sir, you are selling crappy airport gelato. Calm down. The Italians were so friendly up until that point.
The significant thing to note about my return was that I was arriving in Dubai on Emirates, but leaving 6 hours later on Jazeera. I would be staying at the hotel in the actual duty free area of the terminal. The question: What to do with my suitcase?
The Suitcase Fiasco
I was told by everyone (in Dubai before I left, in Rome before I left, and in Dubai again before I checked into the hotel) that what I needed to do was leave my bag at baggage claim, then arrange for it to be picked up by Jazeera before my flight. I was understandably wary about this – had these people ever dealt with Jazeera, ever? – but went along with what they said. It was 1 a.m. by the time I crashed into the airport hotel bed and I needed to be at the transit desk by 5:30 to get everything taken care of.
I, of course, took the chance to sleep in and got to the desk by 5:45 a.m. At 1 a.m., there were 4 booths open and not a soul in sight. At 5:45 a.m., there were two Emirates booths open and one non-Emirates booth open – and probably 2 plane full of people trying to either transit or asking questions about transit.
I don't usually do this, but I cut the line at about 6:15. I had dealt with missing a Jazeera check in before – hello, do we all remember the Jordan incident? – and I didn't want a repeat. I told the guy behind the counter that I had to make my flight. He looked up at me. "Why?"
Why. WHY? What do you mean WHY? Who asks that kind of question? I responded that I had to get to work, but really – I think the fact that I had booked and paid for a seat means that I want to get on the plane. I explained my suitcase situation to him and he frowned. "You should have had it checked all the way from Rome," he told me.
"But I'm flying on different airlines. So…" I trailed off, thinking he would make the connection. "Still," he said. "I will send them a message now. Hopefully it will get there on time."
"I hate you all with the fire of a thousand suns," I thought.
"Five minutes, Inshallah"
After I got through the transit area, I had about 45 minutes until boarding. I ran to get makeup (hey, I am at work, needed to restock anyways, and need to look good for work) then ran to the gate. They had told me to inquire at the gate about my suitcase, if it had made it through. Panting, I arrived and asked the two ladies behind the gate counter about it. "You have to wait for Jazeera," one of them told me. "We have no information."
Okay. When do they come? "Five minutes, inshallah." I headed to Starbucks, to get breakfast. I came back to find a long line. As usual, when I am there the first time and can't be helped, no one is around. When I come back to be helped, suddenly half the airport needs help as well.
That's when I found out the fight was delayed for 45 minutes.
One of the Jazeera flight members walked by at that moment, and I stopped him to double check that fact (that I had heard from another passenger). He smiled at me. "I'm sorry," he said. "I don't know. I am just the ground staff."
Around 8 a.m. (a half hour after we were supposed to leave), we were allowed to enter the gate waiting area. The same two ladies were handling the tickets, and I asked one of them about my bag. "We don't know," she snapped at me. Bear in mind, she wasn't actually doing anything, just standing around. "You have to wait for Jazeera."
Really. How long is the wait? Oh, they'll be there in five minutes? You don't say!
Luckily, when I handed her my boarding card, a notice came up about my suitcase. It had made it through! Jazeera had done one thing right in their pitiful career as an airline.
In Conclusion
I have clearly safely made it back to Kuwait. I am tired, but have lots of pictures to share from Roma. I want to be Italian. Seafood risotto is amazing. I threw a coin in the Fontana di Trevi, so hopefully I will return.
As I was sitting at Gate 26, waiting for my flight, I noticed that it was 5 p.m. The plane was not at the gate, where it should have been, since it was scheduled to leave at 5:30. It was 5 p.m. About 5 minutes later, an announcement was made, that the gate was being moved from Gate 26 to Gate 20. I hauled ass over to Gate 20, started to walk through, when the Khaleeji Rent-a-Cop standing by the XRay machine informed me that this was actually the gate for Iran Air AND Jazeera – and that the flight to Tehran was boarding first. Those flying to Dubai lined up and waited as chador after chador walked through the gate. It was very easy to tell who was going where – those draped in black were going to Tehran, those with an inch of makeup and high heels were going to Dubai.
When I got onto the plane, I instinctively went for seat 6A. I knew I was by the window, and 90% of the time, I sit on the left side of the plane. In this case, I was actually in 6F – a definite error on my part. I didn't realize the error until an Indian couple attempted to find their seats. "What seat are you in?" asked the wife. "6A. I think. Wait, let me check." I pulled out my boarding card. "I'm sorry. I'm 6F…" I looked past them to see if my seat was available. It wasn't. They were both still in the aisle.
"Come into the row," I told them, "so other people can get past." The woman looked at my blankly. "Can I sit in my seat?"
Keep in mind, I was at the window. So there was no place for me to go, since they were half in the row and half in the aisle. "You will get your seat," I said. But for now, can you just move in? There are people waiting behind you…" I said, noticing how more and more people were getting annoyed. The pair finally came into the row and looked at me expectantly. Row 5 was completely empty. The aisle, however, was still full. "Why don't you move to this row?" the wife asked, trying to be helpful but failing miserably.
"I would," I said, "except there is nowhere for me to go. Because there are people in the aisle."
"Well…. Can I have my seat?"
"Listen," I told her. "The plane is not going to take off without you having a seat. I promise." Looking around, I flagged down a flight attendant and explained the situation. He took our boarding cards and studied them. The lady looked at me again. "My seat?"
"I. Don't. Have. Anywhere. To. Go. Calm. Down. I promise you will get your seat, just wait about two minutes." I wondered if she was an idiot or just really impatient. Or some combination of both.
The seats were sorted, and we finally took off and made it to Dubai in one piece. After landing, going through customs, going to the ATM and visiting the restroom, I went to the luggage carousel to collect my bags. Except they weren't there. There were no bags there. It was at least 15 to 20 minutes after I had gotten off the plane, and there were no bags going around the carousel. I looked up at the sign on the baggage to confirm that this is where my bags were supposed to come. It was. There was still no bag. After another 10 minutes of waiting, my bag came out and I hurried out of the airport.
But no. The fates were clearly against me. I was stopped on my way out of the airport, by an abaya-clad woman who asked to see my passport.
"Where are you coming from?"
"Kuwait."
"Hmmm," she said, looking through my passport. "How long are you here for?"
"One night… Is something wrong?" I had never, ever been stopped LEAVING an airport before so I was very confused. And tired. She looked at me in fake surprise. "Wrong? Why would something be wrong?"
She continued pawing through my passport.
"Then where do you go?"
"Rome…" I answered, as she looked at my visas and stamps. "Is something wrong? I'm confused."
She looked at me in "surprise" again. "Why would something be wrong?" she asked, pretending to be a friendly gal who just wanted to laugh with me about my passport photo. Her eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Do you… smoke?"
I wasn't sure if she meant the herb or the nicotine, but I was baffled by her question either way. "Um, no? I'm just tired and I want to get to my hotel."
After looking yet again at my passport, she thrust it back at me and turned away.
I though the bad luck was over. The amount of inanity that had taken place seemed to be enough for one trip. But I was very, very wrong.
I rose around 4:45 a.m. to get to the airport in time for my 7 a.m. flight. The hotel I was at (Ibis Hotel – not bad for a short stay, if anyone is wondering) had a shuttle to the airport, which I took advantage of. Now, Novotel and Ibis are right next to each other and I think they are linked, so they share a shuttle. The shuttle was waiting at Ibis. We drove to Novotel (around the block). Then we drove BACK to Ibis and waited for another ten minutes before finally departing to the airport.
Checking in and getting on the plane was no major hassle. I was unfortunate enough to sit in an aisle seat, in the center – but fortunate enough that a window seat was free in the row next to me, with the middle seat empty as well. The bad news was that there was a six-month old baby directly behind me. The worse news was, because there was a baby sitting behind me, I couldn't recline fully. The even worse news was that the baby was using the tray table as its own personal drum kit. About two hours into the flight, I finally turned around to the mom and asked her, politely, if her oh-so adorable baby could possibly use the MIDDLE tray table for as percussion, since that seat was not occupied.
She peered at me from the crack in between rows. "Well, can't you move to the middle seat?"
Was she crazy? I seriously had to pause for a second to process that question. "Um, no."
"Well," she shrugged. "It's my child. And I paid for two seats."
Now, I don't like children. This is well known. I especially don't like parents who think their Goober is the world's most precious thing and that their every whim must be catered to, courtesy be damned.
Her father? Husband? Some random old dude she was with? interjected at this point. "Is that your seat?" he asked me, pointedly.
"Uh, yes."
He looked at me, eyebrows raised, probably wanting to challenge the fact that I switched seats. "That's your seat?"
"Yes," I said mocking his tone. "This is my seat. Look," I said (probably sounding pissed off, because I was really tired of my seat being jostled every two seconds). "All I'm saying is that there is no one in the middle seat, and I don't like my seat being banged on every two seconds." With that, I turned away. The mother told me that I was being rude. I snapped back at her "I was not rude, so don't you dare say that."
Ten minutes later, the Emirates steward came over to me and told me that if I was having an issue with the child, he could get me earplugs. Because earplugs totally erases the shaking of a chair for 6 hours.
When we finally landed in Rome (mercifully, the baby did switch to the middle seat so I was shake-free for the remaining four hours!) I attempted to find a taxi. I was accosted by the taxi sharks ("65 euros to the center!" No, thanks) but I managed to find a legit taxi and get to my hotel.
Rome itself was lovely. I do not want to dwell too long on this aspect, because I think the trip is best told through photos. However, I want to share the following fun story with you. As I was walking around, I passed through a square with lots of pigeons. In the middle of the square were a woman and her friend. The woman PICKED UP one of the pigeons and NUZZLED IT AGAINST HER CHEEK. I really hope she either a) had a rabies shot or b) was fond of being ill from bird flu.
"Scuzi!"
Leaving Rome was a breeze, for the most part. However, on the way to the airport, the car I was in was pulled over by the Gestapo (kidding – the carabiniere, but I keep calling them Gestapo in my head). Pulled over! And they took the drivers license? Registration? Something? and glanced at it for about ten minutes before giving it back and sending us on our way.
Then, at the airport, the gelato man yelled at me. Yes. A gelato man at the airport yelled at me because I asked if I could try one of the flavours before purchasing a 4 Euro cup of the stuff. YELLED. Excuse me, sir, you are selling crappy airport gelato. Calm down. The Italians were so friendly up until that point.
The significant thing to note about my return was that I was arriving in Dubai on Emirates, but leaving 6 hours later on Jazeera. I would be staying at the hotel in the actual duty free area of the terminal. The question: What to do with my suitcase?
The Suitcase Fiasco
I was told by everyone (in Dubai before I left, in Rome before I left, and in Dubai again before I checked into the hotel) that what I needed to do was leave my bag at baggage claim, then arrange for it to be picked up by Jazeera before my flight. I was understandably wary about this – had these people ever dealt with Jazeera, ever? – but went along with what they said. It was 1 a.m. by the time I crashed into the airport hotel bed and I needed to be at the transit desk by 5:30 to get everything taken care of.
I, of course, took the chance to sleep in and got to the desk by 5:45 a.m. At 1 a.m., there were 4 booths open and not a soul in sight. At 5:45 a.m., there were two Emirates booths open and one non-Emirates booth open – and probably 2 plane full of people trying to either transit or asking questions about transit.
I don't usually do this, but I cut the line at about 6:15. I had dealt with missing a Jazeera check in before – hello, do we all remember the Jordan incident? – and I didn't want a repeat. I told the guy behind the counter that I had to make my flight. He looked up at me. "Why?"
Why. WHY? What do you mean WHY? Who asks that kind of question? I responded that I had to get to work, but really – I think the fact that I had booked and paid for a seat means that I want to get on the plane. I explained my suitcase situation to him and he frowned. "You should have had it checked all the way from Rome," he told me.
"But I'm flying on different airlines. So…" I trailed off, thinking he would make the connection. "Still," he said. "I will send them a message now. Hopefully it will get there on time."
"I hate you all with the fire of a thousand suns," I thought.
After I got through the transit area, I had about 45 minutes until boarding. I ran to get makeup (hey, I am at work, needed to restock anyways, and need to look good for work) then ran to the gate. They had told me to inquire at the gate about my suitcase, if it had made it through. Panting, I arrived and asked the two ladies behind the gate counter about it. "You have to wait for Jazeera," one of them told me. "We have no information."
Okay. When do they come? "Five minutes, inshallah." I headed to Starbucks, to get breakfast. I came back to find a long line. As usual, when I am there the first time and can't be helped, no one is around. When I come back to be helped, suddenly half the airport needs help as well.
That's when I found out the fight was delayed for 45 minutes.
One of the Jazeera flight members walked by at that moment, and I stopped him to double check that fact (that I had heard from another passenger). He smiled at me. "I'm sorry," he said. "I don't know. I am just the ground staff."
Around 8 a.m. (a half hour after we were supposed to leave), we were allowed to enter the gate waiting area. The same two ladies were handling the tickets, and I asked one of them about my bag. "We don't know," she snapped at me. Bear in mind, she wasn't actually doing anything, just standing around. "You have to wait for Jazeera."
Really. How long is the wait? Oh, they'll be there in five minutes? You don't say!
Luckily, when I handed her my boarding card, a notice came up about my suitcase. It had made it through! Jazeera had done one thing right in their pitiful career as an airline.
I have clearly safely made it back to Kuwait. I am tired, but have lots of pictures to share from Roma. I want to be Italian. Seafood risotto is amazing. I threw a coin in the Fontana di Trevi, so hopefully I will return.
Aug 28, 2007
Royal Jordanian, Part Two: From Baghdad, With Love
I have traveled to Jordan three times in the last four months. Each trip has been riddled with problems. I thought the problem was that I was flying Jazeera Airways. The first time I flew, I missed my flight. The second time I flew, I was given a boarding pass for a Dareen Al Shankseer. That is not anywhere close to my name. I thought the problem with all of this was that I was flying Jazeera. The link, however, turned out not to be Jazeera. The link is Jordan.
My third trip to the Hashemite Kingdom started off smoothly enough. I made it to the airport on time and checked in. I had a seat. Our plane wasn’t brand spanking new, but it had definitely been made in the last 7 years. Nothing disastrous happened in Amman, so when I woke up on the last day there, I considered the trip a success.
Our return flight to Kuwait was scheduled for 2 p.m. We all went to breakfast with our Jordanian friends, as a sort of final farewell. Around 10:30, I got a message from a friend in Kuwait who was supposed to pick all of us up:
“Hola! Is your flight delayed? Just checked the web.”
I was confused and wrote back, “Not that I know of – is it saying it’s delayed? We are flying Royal Jordanian”
The response was immediate: “It’s delayed five hours!!”
I made the announcement to the table, and all of us sighed in relief. We may be delayed, but all of us love Amman and none of us were in any hurry to get back home. That notion, coupled with the fact that we thankfully weren’t AT the airport put us all in a cheerful mood. The rest of the day was spent doing lunch, checking in at the Royal Jordanian office in Amman and saying goodbye.
Once we got to the airport at 6 p.m., we went through security and then checked our flight. In bold letters, it read like this:
RJ800 KUWAIT 13:55 (original time) 20:45 (estimated time) DELAYED
We were delayed another 3 hours on top of the earlier 5 hours. We all groaned, and realized that it could be worse. We could have been there since 11, like we were supposed to be. We needed to entertain ourselves, and fast.
“Let’s play cards,” said Nisreen. Leaving Shamlan to watch the bags, Samer, Ziad, Nisreen and I all trotted over to the duty free section to buy cards. But Nisreen got distracted by the Jordanian souvenir section.
“Guys!!” she said, calling Samer and Ziad over to her. “Let’s dress up!” The three donned Palestinian scarves picked up tambourines, drums and fezzes and posed for my camera. We managed to take about five photos, in various poses, before a very unhappy looking Duty Free clerk came over and started telling me, in Arabic, that this was a “high secure zone” (really?) and that pictures weren’t allowed.
“Guys!” said Nisreen, taking my camera from me. “What we should do is go to the alcohol section, grab TONS of it, and take photos!”
In our defense, we live in a dry country.
Samer and Ziad went about collecting alcohol in a blue plastic cart while I struck a pose with a bottle of Johnny Walker. Ziad, meanwhile, stopped in front of a display of Belleintine’s alcohol, and pointed. “Will you be my ballentines?” he asked us, with a mournful look on his face.
Cracking up, because we are all about five years old, we made our way back to our bags, where Shamlan had been patiently waiting for about half an hour as we conducted our photoshoot. On our way back, we spotted a Royal Jordanian representative, and made a beeline for him. Nisreen did the talking.
”Amoo,” she said in Arabic. “Can you tell us why the flight is delayed? We’re on our way back to Kuwait.”
He turned to us and spoke in Arabic. I listened, trying to understand what was going on, in an effort to improve my own Arabic. I couldn’t. Samer understood, though, and turned to me, laughing.
The reason our flight was delayed eight hours? It’s simple, really.
“The flight,” said Samer, in between laughter, “is delayed because it is stuck in Baghdad.”
Yes, Baghdad. As in Iraq. As in the war zone. As in, why the hell is our plane stuck there?
I began to laugh and just walked away before I could ruin Nisreen’s two truths and half a lie about how we had been at the airport since noon (lie) and we were tired (truth), hungry (truth) and how we just wanted to go home (half lie, half truth – we just wanted to get out of the airport).
After making it back to Shamlan, we shifted over to the Starbucks to get comfortable, when there was announcement made over the airport intercom that all people waiting to get to Kuwait on RJ800 were entitled to a free meal. Nisreen, Samer and Ziad jumped up and ran off.
They came back about 20 minutes later, holding five boxes of “food” (one for each of us) and handed them out.
“Oh man,” said Samer, opening up the box. Inside the box was a turkey sandwich (aka two slices of bread slapped together with some butter and a turkey slice), an airplane meal that was probably meant for a flight yesterday, banana bread and a juice box.
“This isn’t food,” Shamlan said, pulling apart the sandwich.
“You have to hear what we did,” said Nisreen, helping herself to a bite of the “sandwich”. “We barged into the kitchen.
Samer continued. “I was talking to the guy giving us the food and I told him, in Arabic, “Make sure we get better food than the American.” And then I realized that she probably heard me say “Amrikia” and figured out that I was talking about her, so I turned back to her and was like 'How many do you want? I just asked the guy to make sure you get enough.'"
We all were crying with laughter at this point.
“And then,” continued Nisreen, “the guy working at the kitchen was just NOT happy about the fact that we had barged in. So I was like, ‘why are you so mad?’ and he said he wasn’t. And then I said that I’d call him sanfoor ghadban [translation: angry smurf] since he was so upset with us.”
Ziad chimed in: “Everyone there was yelling about how they’d been there since 11 a.m., and we all stood up and were like US TOO, GET US OUT OF HERE.”
I wasn’t sure how we had evaded being arrested, but somehow we had managed to be overly obnoxious in an airport and still hold boarding passes.
Just then, we heard an announcement that all passengers to Kuwait should head to Gate 7, since the plane had apparently made it out of Baghdad and into civilization.
We handed over our boarding passes at the gate and started walking towards the tarmac. “Oh, guys,” I said. “I think we have to take the bus to the plane.” Sure enough, we crossed through the gate and were greeted by an escalator, taking us down and out of the airport.
Not just any escalator. A non-moving escalator.
“This,” said Samer, “is VIP treatment. The plane is delayed for hours, we are forced to wait here since 11, we get terrible food and now the escalator doesn’t even work!”
As we walked out of the airport, there were two buses waiting for us. About 500 yards away was the plane. We could walk the distance.
“Amoo,” said Nisreen, sweetly to the elderly Royal Jordanian employee guiding people onto the buses. “Can we just, I don’t know, walk to the plane?”
He looked at us, unamused. “No.”
”But it’s so close.”
“It’s a security threat,” he said, and turned his back to us. Case closed.
When we finally made it on the plane, we were faced with another dilemma. Nisreen and I were not sitting with the others. In my case, it was purely my fault – when I checked in, I was given seat 6A, and wasn’t fond of giving up such a prime seat. The boys were in the second to last row. We all waited as a group to try and switch seats. Nisreen took care of this effort and did it seamlessly. However, in the process, she made an enemy of Diana S., the flight attendant assigned to our section of the plane. The woman constantly threw us dirty looks as we attempted to finagle our way into Row 27. At one point, I was blocked into the row because she and two other people were standing right in front of me and there were people behind me.
She shot me a dirty look. “Where are you sitting?”
“Um, up front.”
“Please go to your seat.”
I smiled sweetly at her. “I would love to, but I can’t get out of the area I’m in.”
She sniffed, and walked away.
“We are so going to get her,” hissed Nisreen, joyfully.
After finally settling into our seats, having successfully switched, I noticed that the armrests had ashtrays built into them. How old, exactly, was this plane?
I got my answer soon enough, when the safety video came on. While Royal Jordanian didn’t have video screens built into the back of the chairs, they generally had, at the very lease, normal television screens ejecting from the roof of the plane.
Our flight, however, had a projector.
“How old is this plane?” asked Samer, in a hushed tone, as the projector screen slowly descended in front of us.
We all stared. I was trying to calculate the last time I had been on a plane that had ashtrays and a projector screen and figured it was probably in 1993. I didn’t know planes like this were still in existence.
While the rest of the flight was uneventful (except for when they handed out comment cards, to Ziad and Nisreen’s joy – they had lots to say about Diana S.), we were all fairly certain that we’d never fly Royal Jordanian again.
Baghdad. Honestly.
My third trip to the Hashemite Kingdom started off smoothly enough. I made it to the airport on time and checked in. I had a seat. Our plane wasn’t brand spanking new, but it had definitely been made in the last 7 years. Nothing disastrous happened in Amman, so when I woke up on the last day there, I considered the trip a success.
Our return flight to Kuwait was scheduled for 2 p.m. We all went to breakfast with our Jordanian friends, as a sort of final farewell. Around 10:30, I got a message from a friend in Kuwait who was supposed to pick all of us up:
“Hola! Is your flight delayed? Just checked the web.”
I was confused and wrote back, “Not that I know of – is it saying it’s delayed? We are flying Royal Jordanian”
The response was immediate: “It’s delayed five hours!!”
I made the announcement to the table, and all of us sighed in relief. We may be delayed, but all of us love Amman and none of us were in any hurry to get back home. That notion, coupled with the fact that we thankfully weren’t AT the airport put us all in a cheerful mood. The rest of the day was spent doing lunch, checking in at the Royal Jordanian office in Amman and saying goodbye.
Once we got to the airport at 6 p.m., we went through security and then checked our flight. In bold letters, it read like this:
RJ800 KUWAIT 13:55 (original time) 20:45 (estimated time) DELAYED
We were delayed another 3 hours on top of the earlier 5 hours. We all groaned, and realized that it could be worse. We could have been there since 11, like we were supposed to be. We needed to entertain ourselves, and fast.
“Let’s play cards,” said Nisreen. Leaving Shamlan to watch the bags, Samer, Ziad, Nisreen and I all trotted over to the duty free section to buy cards. But Nisreen got distracted by the Jordanian souvenir section.
“Guys!!” she said, calling Samer and Ziad over to her. “Let’s dress up!” The three donned Palestinian scarves picked up tambourines, drums and fezzes and posed for my camera. We managed to take about five photos, in various poses, before a very unhappy looking Duty Free clerk came over and started telling me, in Arabic, that this was a “high secure zone” (really?) and that pictures weren’t allowed.
“Guys!” said Nisreen, taking my camera from me. “What we should do is go to the alcohol section, grab TONS of it, and take photos!”
In our defense, we live in a dry country.
Samer and Ziad went about collecting alcohol in a blue plastic cart while I struck a pose with a bottle of Johnny Walker. Ziad, meanwhile, stopped in front of a display of Belleintine’s alcohol, and pointed. “Will you be my ballentines?” he asked us, with a mournful look on his face.
Cracking up, because we are all about five years old, we made our way back to our bags, where Shamlan had been patiently waiting for about half an hour as we conducted our photoshoot. On our way back, we spotted a Royal Jordanian representative, and made a beeline for him. Nisreen did the talking.
”Amoo,” she said in Arabic. “Can you tell us why the flight is delayed? We’re on our way back to Kuwait.”
He turned to us and spoke in Arabic. I listened, trying to understand what was going on, in an effort to improve my own Arabic. I couldn’t. Samer understood, though, and turned to me, laughing.
The reason our flight was delayed eight hours? It’s simple, really.
“The flight,” said Samer, in between laughter, “is delayed because it is stuck in Baghdad.”
Yes, Baghdad. As in Iraq. As in the war zone. As in, why the hell is our plane stuck there?
I began to laugh and just walked away before I could ruin Nisreen’s two truths and half a lie about how we had been at the airport since noon (lie) and we were tired (truth), hungry (truth) and how we just wanted to go home (half lie, half truth – we just wanted to get out of the airport).
After making it back to Shamlan, we shifted over to the Starbucks to get comfortable, when there was announcement made over the airport intercom that all people waiting to get to Kuwait on RJ800 were entitled to a free meal. Nisreen, Samer and Ziad jumped up and ran off.
They came back about 20 minutes later, holding five boxes of “food” (one for each of us) and handed them out.
“Oh man,” said Samer, opening up the box. Inside the box was a turkey sandwich (aka two slices of bread slapped together with some butter and a turkey slice), an airplane meal that was probably meant for a flight yesterday, banana bread and a juice box.
“This isn’t food,” Shamlan said, pulling apart the sandwich.
“You have to hear what we did,” said Nisreen, helping herself to a bite of the “sandwich”. “We barged into the kitchen.
Samer continued. “I was talking to the guy giving us the food and I told him, in Arabic, “Make sure we get better food than the American.” And then I realized that she probably heard me say “Amrikia” and figured out that I was talking about her, so I turned back to her and was like 'How many do you want? I just asked the guy to make sure you get enough.'"
We all were crying with laughter at this point.
“And then,” continued Nisreen, “the guy working at the kitchen was just NOT happy about the fact that we had barged in. So I was like, ‘why are you so mad?’ and he said he wasn’t. And then I said that I’d call him sanfoor ghadban [translation: angry smurf] since he was so upset with us.”
Ziad chimed in: “Everyone there was yelling about how they’d been there since 11 a.m., and we all stood up and were like US TOO, GET US OUT OF HERE.”
I wasn’t sure how we had evaded being arrested, but somehow we had managed to be overly obnoxious in an airport and still hold boarding passes.
Just then, we heard an announcement that all passengers to Kuwait should head to Gate 7, since the plane had apparently made it out of Baghdad and into civilization.
We handed over our boarding passes at the gate and started walking towards the tarmac. “Oh, guys,” I said. “I think we have to take the bus to the plane.” Sure enough, we crossed through the gate and were greeted by an escalator, taking us down and out of the airport.
Not just any escalator. A non-moving escalator.
“This,” said Samer, “is VIP treatment. The plane is delayed for hours, we are forced to wait here since 11, we get terrible food and now the escalator doesn’t even work!”
As we walked out of the airport, there were two buses waiting for us. About 500 yards away was the plane. We could walk the distance.
“Amoo,” said Nisreen, sweetly to the elderly Royal Jordanian employee guiding people onto the buses. “Can we just, I don’t know, walk to the plane?”
He looked at us, unamused. “No.”
”But it’s so close.”
“It’s a security threat,” he said, and turned his back to us. Case closed.
When we finally made it on the plane, we were faced with another dilemma. Nisreen and I were not sitting with the others. In my case, it was purely my fault – when I checked in, I was given seat 6A, and wasn’t fond of giving up such a prime seat. The boys were in the second to last row. We all waited as a group to try and switch seats. Nisreen took care of this effort and did it seamlessly. However, in the process, she made an enemy of Diana S., the flight attendant assigned to our section of the plane. The woman constantly threw us dirty looks as we attempted to finagle our way into Row 27. At one point, I was blocked into the row because she and two other people were standing right in front of me and there were people behind me.
She shot me a dirty look. “Where are you sitting?”
“Um, up front.”
“Please go to your seat.”
I smiled sweetly at her. “I would love to, but I can’t get out of the area I’m in.”
She sniffed, and walked away.
“We are so going to get her,” hissed Nisreen, joyfully.
After finally settling into our seats, having successfully switched, I noticed that the armrests had ashtrays built into them. How old, exactly, was this plane?
I got my answer soon enough, when the safety video came on. While Royal Jordanian didn’t have video screens built into the back of the chairs, they generally had, at the very lease, normal television screens ejecting from the roof of the plane.
Our flight, however, had a projector.
“How old is this plane?” asked Samer, in a hushed tone, as the projector screen slowly descended in front of us.
We all stared. I was trying to calculate the last time I had been on a plane that had ashtrays and a projector screen and figured it was probably in 1993. I didn’t know planes like this were still in existence.
While the rest of the flight was uneventful (except for when they handed out comment cards, to Ziad and Nisreen’s joy – they had lots to say about Diana S.), we were all fairly certain that we’d never fly Royal Jordanian again.
Baghdad. Honestly.
Jun 20, 2007
Suprise! (Part Three)
Day Four: Amman
Day four was fairly uneventful. We went down for breakfast ("This is appalling," sniffed Waleed as he looked at the display of cold cuts and cheeses. "And they call this a five star hotel.") and then ended up sitting around the lobby drinking Turkish coffee. After three hours of this, we went to Centro for lunch, which was very much a business-lunch kind of venue, and then went to the Royal Automobile Museum, at Samer's request.
"I want to see the cars," he insisted. Dimah, Waleed, Samer, Fahed, Fares and myself all went, along with Waleed's cousin, Niveen. Fahed, Waleed and I picked up Niveen from one of Amman's many roundabouts.
"Wow, this isn't suspicious activity at all," I said as we passed a policeman, who was watching our car circle the roundabout for a fifth time. Once Niveen met up with us, we drove to the museum.
The museum was atop of a hill, overlooking Amman. "They want to tear all of this down," Fahed told us, "to build high rise apartments." We all looked at the sprawling green hills, taking in the contrast of the bright green with the white buildings in the distance. "That is disgusting," said Waleed.
Behind the museum was the new Children's Museum that was in the process of being built and a new mosque. When Fares, Dimah and Samer came, we all decided to check out the mosque. "We have to cover ourselves though, don't we?" I asked. "Nah, its fine," responded Fares, marching up to the mosque with confidence.
We were stopped by a shout from one of the men sitting in front. Gesturing wildly at the three of us girls, he indicated that we should, in fact, have covered our hair. We backtracked to get scarves for those of us who had XX chromosomes and walked back.
"This is the first and last time you all will see me like this," I informed everyone, as I adjusted my make-shift hijab.
"What if you marry someone who forces you to do it?" asked Fares.
I fixed him with a steely gaze. "I wouldn't."
As we walked towards the mosque, our “guide” stopped us. "No pictures," he said, in Arabic. He walked us around the back of the mosque, into the courtyard and then back out. Our tour was done. It lasted all of five minutes.
"That's it?" I said, pulling off my scarf. "That was kind of ridiculous. We didn't even see anything."
“You went totally Iran style on your abaya!” said Samer. “It was just like, boom, Iran!”
After the so-called tour, we walked back towards the Royal Automobile Museum. As we approached the building, Fares turned to me. "Don't say a word," he said. "We're going to try and get the Jordanian citizen rate for everyone instead of paying full price."
We looked at the price. The cost for a Jordanian was 1 JD. The cost for non-Jordanians was 2 JD. The difference was less than $1. Whatever Fares' plan was, it worked. We went into the museum and were face to face with… cars. Lots of cars. Fancy cars. Cars that kings died in, cars that queens were married in… just, cars everywhere. I had never been to a car museum and always figured they would be dull. I was right. Cars are cars. However, we had a tour guide who insisted on telling us, in Arabic and in great detail, about each of the cars.
“This is the car that King Abdullah was married in!” Waleed would translate to me. The Jordanians were fascinated. I was bored. After about 45 minutes, we finally left the car museum to go to Blue Fig, which is apparently the place to go in Jordan. “All the cool people are here,” I was informed. “This is where you go to see and be seen.” Blue Fig is your standard bar/coffee shop. After Blue Fig, we went back to the hotel bar where the Kuwait-refugees all kicked back with some alcohol. Day four was quiet – but after our weekend in Wadi Rum, quiet was what we needed.
**
Day Five: Amman
Our last day in Amman was spent eating more of the hotel breakfast, visiting a mall called Mecca Mall (we were informed that “It’s called Mecca Mall because it’s located on Mecca Street.”) and going to the airport.
And, because it’s me, the airport couldn’t be as simple as checking in, boarding the plane and getting home. Oh, no.
The Queen Alia International Airport in Jordan is made up of two terminals. The building is about a hundred years old and the combination of the two terminals is the size of one, normal, fully functioning terminal in Los Angeles. I was in Terminal 2, flying Jazeera Airways. The boys were in Terminal 1, flying Royal Jordanian.
The airport is structured as such: You walk into a waiting area with two coffee shops. If you’re actually flying, you walk through a security check (where you show your passport and ticket) and only then do you walk up to the counter to check-in.
After I was dropped off, a porter rushed to me, grabbed my bag and asked me what airline I was flying. I told him that I could take my own bag, but he shrugged me off and asked me again what airline I was flying.
“Uh, Jazeera.”
“They are closed. Come this way!” he said, walking purposefully in front of me. I stopped at the security check and showed the guard there my passport.
“What airline?” he asked.
“Jazeera.”
The guard chuckled. “Jazeera is closed!” he said, handing me back my passport and waving me through. I didn't get it. Was it closed because I was early? I thought my flight was at 2:30. It was 1 p.m. I chalked it up to a language barrier and walked through the second part of the security check, which involved scanning my bags and getting scanned myself. As I walked towards the counter, the porter walked next to me.
“See!” he said. “They are closed!”
He put my suitcase next to the counter and looked at me expectantly.
“What do you mean it’s closed,” I said, beginning to panic.
There were three other men standing around the counter. One of them looked at me. “See,” he said, pointing at the screen above me. “The flight is at 1:30. It is 1 right now.”
That panicky feeling wasn’t going away. Yes, I was cutting it close, but come on. I’ve been on flights where they’ve held up the plane for an hour. I needed to get home.
“Um, I need to get on this flight,” I said.
The men all chuckled. “Jazeera is gone!” they said.
“Gone where??” I asked, still panicking.
“To the gate!” he said. “You are late!”
“Well, can you get them? Please?” I wasn’t trying to be a brat here, but I just really needed to get home. I had a job to get back to. And what would I tell my parents? Would I send them a postcard with a picture of Petra on the front and a message saying “Sorry, I misread the ticket. I’m still in Jordan, will get home when I can! XO, Your Daughter”
The man chuckled again and disappeared behind the door without actually answering me.
My faith in Middle Eastern efficiency is almost none. I pulled out my cell phone and called Waleed.
“Are you still at the Royal Jordanian counter? Are there still tickets?” I asked him, sending bargins to whatever holy deity was listening to me.
There was a long pause, during which time I think Waleed was debating whether or not he should even bother asking me why I needed to know this. Instead, I heard him turn to the person behind the counter and ask them if there were still tickets available. There were.
I quickly recapped the situation for him, adding in a few curse words here and there. I told him I would wait a little longer and call him back.
I hung up the phone and surveyed the scene before me. My porter was leaning back against the counter, studying his cuticles. Two other airport employees were sitting on the side, chitchatting. My porter looked up at me and grinned.
“Look!” he said, pointing behind the counter. “Jazeera is now Iraq Air!” He chuckled to himself while I tried to decide if murder was too harsh of a punishment. I looked back at the two decorations sitting on the side and called to them.
“Hey. Is anyone coming?”
The two men looked up at me and grinned. “Nope!”
I grabbed my suitcase and bolted to the other terminal. On the way, I called Waleed. “I’m coming on your flight,” I said, and hung up the phone.
I ran to the other terminal which wasn’t far, but meant I had to navigate my way though two buildings with a big bulky suitcase in kitten heels. I reached my destination and, panting, I handed my passport over and went through security. Waleed was on the other side, waiting for me and holding in his hand the most beautiful sight ever – a ticket home.
Together, we went back to the check in counter where I handed in my bags to them and tried to catch my breath. The lady checking me in looked at me and smiled. “Window or aisle?” she asked.
“I don’t really care,” I said, panting. “Just get me on the plane.”
Waleed explained the situation to them; since I was too busy trying not to die to explain what happened. They laughed, handed me my ticket and sent me on my way.
By some miracle, I cleared customs and onto the plane. Of course, since I was traveling with Waleed, Samer, Ziad and Fares, the plane ride couldn’t be all that smooth.
As we sat waiting to take off, Ziad propped his leg up on the chair, with his arm dangling in the aisle. As one of the stewardesses walked by him, she walked into his arm, causing it to hit the chair in front of him. “Ow,” he said loudly, rubbing his arm. The stewardess kept on walking. Ziad turned to the rest of us. “Did you see that?!” he asked us in disbelief. “She smirked! I said ‘Ow’ and she turned around and smiled!”
He was livid. The rest of us laughed.
The plane ride itself was uneventful, save for some video and picture taking. As we prepared for descent, we tried to settle in to our seats, but it was proving difficult. Samer was still taking videos. And Ziad was keeping his eyes out for the bitchy stewardess who hurt his hand.
As we were lowering towards the ground, the pilot decided that a smooth landing was just too boring and that an air show was actually far more appropriate.
There was turbulence.
An insane amount of turbulence.
Then the plane went diagonal.
When I get nervous on plane rides, my reaction is always to look at the stewardesses and see if they look nervous. If they don’t, I figure everything is okay. In this case the stewardesses were still wandering around the aisle, preparing for landing, despite the fact that the plane was in no position it normally would be in.
Ziad’s Stewardess walked by us as well. As she did, the plane was suddenly rocked with turbulence. She was thrown off balance and stumbled down four rows before catching herself and continuing walking. As he saw this, Ziad smirked.
“What goes around comes around, yeah?” he shouted.
The rest of us dissolved into nervous laughter as the plane did a 180.
We somehow landed and didn’t skid off the runway. As we taxied to our gate, I spied a Jazeera plane parked at the gate next to us.
“Oh, look. There was my original plane,” I muttered bitterly. One thing was for sure: I was never going to fly Jazeera again.
As we walked into the airport and drove home, the familiar scenery passed me by. It was time to go back to normal life. Jordan was one of those trips that I wouldn’t soon forget.
fin
Part One | Part Two
Day four was fairly uneventful. We went down for breakfast ("This is appalling," sniffed Waleed as he looked at the display of cold cuts and cheeses. "And they call this a five star hotel.") and then ended up sitting around the lobby drinking Turkish coffee. After three hours of this, we went to Centro for lunch, which was very much a business-lunch kind of venue, and then went to the Royal Automobile Museum, at Samer's request.
"I want to see the cars," he insisted. Dimah, Waleed, Samer, Fahed, Fares and myself all went, along with Waleed's cousin, Niveen. Fahed, Waleed and I picked up Niveen from one of Amman's many roundabouts.
"Wow, this isn't suspicious activity at all," I said as we passed a policeman, who was watching our car circle the roundabout for a fifth time. Once Niveen met up with us, we drove to the museum.
The museum was atop of a hill, overlooking Amman. "They want to tear all of this down," Fahed told us, "to build high rise apartments." We all looked at the sprawling green hills, taking in the contrast of the bright green with the white buildings in the distance. "That is disgusting," said Waleed.
Behind the museum was the new Children's Museum that was in the process of being built and a new mosque. When Fares, Dimah and Samer came, we all decided to check out the mosque. "We have to cover ourselves though, don't we?" I asked. "Nah, its fine," responded Fares, marching up to the mosque with confidence.
We were stopped by a shout from one of the men sitting in front. Gesturing wildly at the three of us girls, he indicated that we should, in fact, have covered our hair. We backtracked to get scarves for those of us who had XX chromosomes and walked back.
"This is the first and last time you all will see me like this," I informed everyone, as I adjusted my make-shift hijab.
"What if you marry someone who forces you to do it?" asked Fares.
I fixed him with a steely gaze. "I wouldn't."
As we walked towards the mosque, our “guide” stopped us. "No pictures," he said, in Arabic. He walked us around the back of the mosque, into the courtyard and then back out. Our tour was done. It lasted all of five minutes.
"That's it?" I said, pulling off my scarf. "That was kind of ridiculous. We didn't even see anything."
“You went totally Iran style on your abaya!” said Samer. “It was just like, boom, Iran!”
After the so-called tour, we walked back towards the Royal Automobile Museum. As we approached the building, Fares turned to me. "Don't say a word," he said. "We're going to try and get the Jordanian citizen rate for everyone instead of paying full price."
We looked at the price. The cost for a Jordanian was 1 JD. The cost for non-Jordanians was 2 JD. The difference was less than $1. Whatever Fares' plan was, it worked. We went into the museum and were face to face with… cars. Lots of cars. Fancy cars. Cars that kings died in, cars that queens were married in… just, cars everywhere. I had never been to a car museum and always figured they would be dull. I was right. Cars are cars. However, we had a tour guide who insisted on telling us, in Arabic and in great detail, about each of the cars.
“This is the car that King Abdullah was married in!” Waleed would translate to me. The Jordanians were fascinated. I was bored. After about 45 minutes, we finally left the car museum to go to Blue Fig, which is apparently the place to go in Jordan. “All the cool people are here,” I was informed. “This is where you go to see and be seen.” Blue Fig is your standard bar/coffee shop. After Blue Fig, we went back to the hotel bar where the Kuwait-refugees all kicked back with some alcohol. Day four was quiet – but after our weekend in Wadi Rum, quiet was what we needed.
Day Five: Amman
Our last day in Amman was spent eating more of the hotel breakfast, visiting a mall called Mecca Mall (we were informed that “It’s called Mecca Mall because it’s located on Mecca Street.”) and going to the airport.
And, because it’s me, the airport couldn’t be as simple as checking in, boarding the plane and getting home. Oh, no.
The Queen Alia International Airport in Jordan is made up of two terminals. The building is about a hundred years old and the combination of the two terminals is the size of one, normal, fully functioning terminal in Los Angeles. I was in Terminal 2, flying Jazeera Airways. The boys were in Terminal 1, flying Royal Jordanian.
The airport is structured as such: You walk into a waiting area with two coffee shops. If you’re actually flying, you walk through a security check (where you show your passport and ticket) and only then do you walk up to the counter to check-in.
After I was dropped off, a porter rushed to me, grabbed my bag and asked me what airline I was flying. I told him that I could take my own bag, but he shrugged me off and asked me again what airline I was flying.
“Uh, Jazeera.”
“They are closed. Come this way!” he said, walking purposefully in front of me. I stopped at the security check and showed the guard there my passport.
“What airline?” he asked.
“Jazeera.”
The guard chuckled. “Jazeera is closed!” he said, handing me back my passport and waving me through. I didn't get it. Was it closed because I was early? I thought my flight was at 2:30. It was 1 p.m. I chalked it up to a language barrier and walked through the second part of the security check, which involved scanning my bags and getting scanned myself. As I walked towards the counter, the porter walked next to me.
“See!” he said. “They are closed!”
He put my suitcase next to the counter and looked at me expectantly.
“What do you mean it’s closed,” I said, beginning to panic.
There were three other men standing around the counter. One of them looked at me. “See,” he said, pointing at the screen above me. “The flight is at 1:30. It is 1 right now.”
That panicky feeling wasn’t going away. Yes, I was cutting it close, but come on. I’ve been on flights where they’ve held up the plane for an hour. I needed to get home.
“Um, I need to get on this flight,” I said.
The men all chuckled. “Jazeera is gone!” they said.
“Gone where??” I asked, still panicking.
“To the gate!” he said. “You are late!”
“Well, can you get them? Please?” I wasn’t trying to be a brat here, but I just really needed to get home. I had a job to get back to. And what would I tell my parents? Would I send them a postcard with a picture of Petra on the front and a message saying “Sorry, I misread the ticket. I’m still in Jordan, will get home when I can! XO, Your Daughter”
The man chuckled again and disappeared behind the door without actually answering me.
My faith in Middle Eastern efficiency is almost none. I pulled out my cell phone and called Waleed.
“Are you still at the Royal Jordanian counter? Are there still tickets?” I asked him, sending bargins to whatever holy deity was listening to me.
There was a long pause, during which time I think Waleed was debating whether or not he should even bother asking me why I needed to know this. Instead, I heard him turn to the person behind the counter and ask them if there were still tickets available. There were.
I quickly recapped the situation for him, adding in a few curse words here and there. I told him I would wait a little longer and call him back.
I hung up the phone and surveyed the scene before me. My porter was leaning back against the counter, studying his cuticles. Two other airport employees were sitting on the side, chitchatting. My porter looked up at me and grinned.
“Look!” he said, pointing behind the counter. “Jazeera is now Iraq Air!” He chuckled to himself while I tried to decide if murder was too harsh of a punishment. I looked back at the two decorations sitting on the side and called to them.
“Hey. Is anyone coming?”
The two men looked up at me and grinned. “Nope!”
I grabbed my suitcase and bolted to the other terminal. On the way, I called Waleed. “I’m coming on your flight,” I said, and hung up the phone.
I ran to the other terminal which wasn’t far, but meant I had to navigate my way though two buildings with a big bulky suitcase in kitten heels. I reached my destination and, panting, I handed my passport over and went through security. Waleed was on the other side, waiting for me and holding in his hand the most beautiful sight ever – a ticket home.
Together, we went back to the check in counter where I handed in my bags to them and tried to catch my breath. The lady checking me in looked at me and smiled. “Window or aisle?” she asked.
“I don’t really care,” I said, panting. “Just get me on the plane.”
Waleed explained the situation to them; since I was too busy trying not to die to explain what happened. They laughed, handed me my ticket and sent me on my way.
By some miracle, I cleared customs and onto the plane. Of course, since I was traveling with Waleed, Samer, Ziad and Fares, the plane ride couldn’t be all that smooth.
As we sat waiting to take off, Ziad propped his leg up on the chair, with his arm dangling in the aisle. As one of the stewardesses walked by him, she walked into his arm, causing it to hit the chair in front of him. “Ow,” he said loudly, rubbing his arm. The stewardess kept on walking. Ziad turned to the rest of us. “Did you see that?!” he asked us in disbelief. “She smirked! I said ‘Ow’ and she turned around and smiled!”
He was livid. The rest of us laughed.
The plane ride itself was uneventful, save for some video and picture taking. As we prepared for descent, we tried to settle in to our seats, but it was proving difficult. Samer was still taking videos. And Ziad was keeping his eyes out for the bitchy stewardess who hurt his hand.
As we were lowering towards the ground, the pilot decided that a smooth landing was just too boring and that an air show was actually far more appropriate.
There was turbulence.
An insane amount of turbulence.
Then the plane went diagonal.
When I get nervous on plane rides, my reaction is always to look at the stewardesses and see if they look nervous. If they don’t, I figure everything is okay. In this case the stewardesses were still wandering around the aisle, preparing for landing, despite the fact that the plane was in no position it normally would be in.
Ziad’s Stewardess walked by us as well. As she did, the plane was suddenly rocked with turbulence. She was thrown off balance and stumbled down four rows before catching herself and continuing walking. As he saw this, Ziad smirked.
“What goes around comes around, yeah?” he shouted.
The rest of us dissolved into nervous laughter as the plane did a 180.
We somehow landed and didn’t skid off the runway. As we taxied to our gate, I spied a Jazeera plane parked at the gate next to us.
“Oh, look. There was my original plane,” I muttered bitterly. One thing was for sure: I was never going to fly Jazeera again.
As we walked into the airport and drove home, the familiar scenery passed me by. It was time to go back to normal life. Jordan was one of those trips that I wouldn’t soon forget.
fin
Part One | Part Two
May 17, 2007
Suprise! (Part Two)
Day 3: Wadi Rum
The No Surprise Sex Tent Girls, along with Fares, decided to stay up to watch the sunrise. We hiked up a little bit of mountain and settled, with a lantern and Fares for entertainment.
Meanwhile, Waleed decided to skip the sunrise that he had been talking about for three weeks and go to sleep.
"Where are my cigarettes?" asked Fares. "Did I leave them down at the tent? Damnit." He placed a call to the tent below, where the others were drinking and playing cards. They laughed at his suggestion for them to bring up the cigarettes and hung up on him.
To Jordan's credit, the sunrise was beautiful. The stillness of the morning combined with the sunrise was just calming. The weather wasn't too warm, the company was good.
After sitting there for about a half hour or so, Fahed and Ziad joined us.
"Do you have cigarettes?" called Fares, frantically.
We stood for a few moments, watching the sunrise and taking photos, before heading back down the mountain to our tents.
We settled in, with Sally and I attempting to sleep while Erica and Rula immediately passed out. Before long, we heard voices outside the tent. Fares and Ziad were awake and didn't care who heard them.
"Peekaboo," said Ziad, walking into our tent.
Fares walked in after him. "We don't have beds," he said. "Where are we supposed to sleep?"
Sally and I shrugged and kicked the boys out. They walked around some more outside of our tent, giggling, before pausing outside one of our "windows" and blowing smoke into it.
"Hey!" called Sally. "This is the no smoking tent!"
More giggles.
More smoke.
We both sat up in "bed" and looked at each other. From the entrance to our tent, we saw the boys' shadows, Ziad's shadow holding something long and broom shaped.
sweep
We saw sand being swept into our tent.
More giggles.
Sally and I gave up on sleep and went outside to join them. "We're bored," declared Fares.
"I can see that," I responded.
Ziad's face lit up. "I know!" he said. "Let's open up all the tent doors to let the sunlight in. Then everyone will wake up."
Sally and I started laughing in disbelief. "You guys," I said. "It is like, 6:30 in the morning. Everyone just went to bed about an hour ago. They might kill you."
Fares looked at us again. "But we're bored."
Ziad, in the meantime, had gone to each tent and opened the tent flap.
Nobody had stirred.
Fares sighed. "Fine. We'll give them till 8:30. Then, I am personally going to go and wake them up myself."
Sally and I rolled our eyes, and went back to our beds.
The boys continued to wander.
Then, we heard something hitting the tent. "Are they throwing rocks at us?" I asked.
I peered outside the tent, carefully, and saw the boys holding stones. "What, are you Palestinian now?"
"We're bored!" said Fares.
Ziad then wandered over to Waleed's tent. "Ohhh, man," he said. "I have a great idea."
He started lacing up Waleed's tent, locking it up from the outside and securing the flap in place with a broom. "This is terrible! I wish I could see him when he wakes up."
I excused myself to go to the bathroom, as Ziad spotted a pile of bamboo sticks and made a beeline for them. "We have to use these!" he said excitedly.
As I made my way back to the tents, a cold fear had gripped me. "Oh god," I said to myself. "They've taken my bed."
Sure enough, as I approached my tent, I found that it had been locked from the inside. I peered inside, and saw Ziad passed out on my bed and Fares attempting to make himself comfortable on the floor, in a sleeping bag.
"Are you kidding?"
I somehow managed to untie the door, entered the tent and found that I had nowhere to sleep. I tried nudging Ziad, but he wouldn't move. Knowing that he has Deena-phobia, I decided to just sleep on top of him, thinking he'd freak out and move off the bed.
Unfortunately, Ziad was gone to the world. As a result, I had about twenty minutes of sleep, since I was sharing a 2 x 4 cot with him. I gave up sleeping around 8:30 and decided that I would just sleep on the bus.
***
Breakfast was just as appetizing as dinner. I made a move to put some hummus on my plate, but Waleed and Sally stopped me.
“I wouldn’t eat that,” Sally said.
I looked to Waleed to confirmation. “Yeah,” he said, peering at the hummus. “It’s a million degrees outside. I wouldn’t touch it.”
I settled for some bread.
Before long, we got back on the bus and headed to the Wadi Rum Retreat, where we were to take 4x4 pick up trucks (“SUT’s”, as Sally called them) around the desert. We saw the Seven Pillars, where Lawrence of Arabia was filmed and other cool rock formations.
All of us, that is, except for Ziad.
“I want to tan,” he said and promptly lathered himself up with baby oil and removed his shirt. He decided to forgo exploring the rocks and instead lay down on the back of the truck and soaked up the sun.
Our driver was about 100 years old, leathery and brown from the sun. “He’s so sweet,” murmured Rula, taking photos of him. On our way back, however, our “oh-so-sweet” driver decided to up the ante and race across the sand going about 100kph. Including bumps.
“I really don’t think he’s so sweet,” grumbled Sally, clinging onto the back of the truck for dear life.
After eating at the retreat, we made our way back onto the bus. Hisham promptly put in the tape of Egyptian music, while the rest of us fell asleep, only waking when we reached rest stops.
At one rest stop, while the majority of the bus was outside stretching, Sally shook her head. “I can’t believe our Bedouin driver in Wadi Rum,” she said. Those of us on the bus looked at her, confused. Our driver was about 95 and had one good eye. What was so shocking about this?
“You mean you didn’t see the ‘surprise’ he almost gave Samer?” she asked.
Surprise?
“Yeah,” she said. “There was one point where Samer was standing up in the back of the truck, facing forward and taking photos. And the driver casually stretched his right hand back towards the window and towards Samer’s um, region.”
Right as she finished the story, Samer got on the bus. “What’s going on?” he asked.
Awkward silence.
“You don’t want to know.”
“Actually,” said Samer, looking more and more concerned. “I DO want to know.”
Sally recounted the story of the Bedouin driver’s love to him. Samer slumped down in the seat, holding his head in his hands. “I can’t believe you told me this four hours after it happened,” he said. “I’m traumatized.”
“Surprise!” said Sally, meekly.
Part One
The No Surprise Sex Tent Girls, along with Fares, decided to stay up to watch the sunrise. We hiked up a little bit of mountain and settled, with a lantern and Fares for entertainment.
Meanwhile, Waleed decided to skip the sunrise that he had been talking about for three weeks and go to sleep.
"Where are my cigarettes?" asked Fares. "Did I leave them down at the tent? Damnit." He placed a call to the tent below, where the others were drinking and playing cards. They laughed at his suggestion for them to bring up the cigarettes and hung up on him.
To Jordan's credit, the sunrise was beautiful. The stillness of the morning combined with the sunrise was just calming. The weather wasn't too warm, the company was good.
After sitting there for about a half hour or so, Fahed and Ziad joined us.
"Do you have cigarettes?" called Fares, frantically.
We stood for a few moments, watching the sunrise and taking photos, before heading back down the mountain to our tents.
We settled in, with Sally and I attempting to sleep while Erica and Rula immediately passed out. Before long, we heard voices outside the tent. Fares and Ziad were awake and didn't care who heard them.
"Peekaboo," said Ziad, walking into our tent.
Fares walked in after him. "We don't have beds," he said. "Where are we supposed to sleep?"
Sally and I shrugged and kicked the boys out. They walked around some more outside of our tent, giggling, before pausing outside one of our "windows" and blowing smoke into it.
"Hey!" called Sally. "This is the no smoking tent!"
More giggles.
More smoke.
We both sat up in "bed" and looked at each other. From the entrance to our tent, we saw the boys' shadows, Ziad's shadow holding something long and broom shaped.
sweep
We saw sand being swept into our tent.
More giggles.
Sally and I gave up on sleep and went outside to join them. "We're bored," declared Fares.
"I can see that," I responded.
Ziad's face lit up. "I know!" he said. "Let's open up all the tent doors to let the sunlight in. Then everyone will wake up."
Sally and I started laughing in disbelief. "You guys," I said. "It is like, 6:30 in the morning. Everyone just went to bed about an hour ago. They might kill you."
Fares looked at us again. "But we're bored."
Ziad, in the meantime, had gone to each tent and opened the tent flap.
Nobody had stirred.
Fares sighed. "Fine. We'll give them till 8:30. Then, I am personally going to go and wake them up myself."
Sally and I rolled our eyes, and went back to our beds.
The boys continued to wander.
Then, we heard something hitting the tent. "Are they throwing rocks at us?" I asked.
I peered outside the tent, carefully, and saw the boys holding stones. "What, are you Palestinian now?"
"We're bored!" said Fares.
Ziad then wandered over to Waleed's tent. "Ohhh, man," he said. "I have a great idea."
He started lacing up Waleed's tent, locking it up from the outside and securing the flap in place with a broom. "This is terrible! I wish I could see him when he wakes up."
I excused myself to go to the bathroom, as Ziad spotted a pile of bamboo sticks and made a beeline for them. "We have to use these!" he said excitedly.
As I made my way back to the tents, a cold fear had gripped me. "Oh god," I said to myself. "They've taken my bed."
Sure enough, as I approached my tent, I found that it had been locked from the inside. I peered inside, and saw Ziad passed out on my bed and Fares attempting to make himself comfortable on the floor, in a sleeping bag.
"Are you kidding?"
I somehow managed to untie the door, entered the tent and found that I had nowhere to sleep. I tried nudging Ziad, but he wouldn't move. Knowing that he has Deena-phobia, I decided to just sleep on top of him, thinking he'd freak out and move off the bed.
Unfortunately, Ziad was gone to the world. As a result, I had about twenty minutes of sleep, since I was sharing a 2 x 4 cot with him. I gave up sleeping around 8:30 and decided that I would just sleep on the bus.
Breakfast was just as appetizing as dinner. I made a move to put some hummus on my plate, but Waleed and Sally stopped me.
“I wouldn’t eat that,” Sally said.
I looked to Waleed to confirmation. “Yeah,” he said, peering at the hummus. “It’s a million degrees outside. I wouldn’t touch it.”
I settled for some bread.
Before long, we got back on the bus and headed to the Wadi Rum Retreat, where we were to take 4x4 pick up trucks (“SUT’s”, as Sally called them) around the desert. We saw the Seven Pillars, where Lawrence of Arabia was filmed and other cool rock formations.
All of us, that is, except for Ziad.
“I want to tan,” he said and promptly lathered himself up with baby oil and removed his shirt. He decided to forgo exploring the rocks and instead lay down on the back of the truck and soaked up the sun.
Our driver was about 100 years old, leathery and brown from the sun. “He’s so sweet,” murmured Rula, taking photos of him. On our way back, however, our “oh-so-sweet” driver decided to up the ante and race across the sand going about 100kph. Including bumps.
“I really don’t think he’s so sweet,” grumbled Sally, clinging onto the back of the truck for dear life.
After eating at the retreat, we made our way back onto the bus. Hisham promptly put in the tape of Egyptian music, while the rest of us fell asleep, only waking when we reached rest stops.
At one rest stop, while the majority of the bus was outside stretching, Sally shook her head. “I can’t believe our Bedouin driver in Wadi Rum,” she said. Those of us on the bus looked at her, confused. Our driver was about 95 and had one good eye. What was so shocking about this?
“You mean you didn’t see the ‘surprise’ he almost gave Samer?” she asked.
Surprise?
“Yeah,” she said. “There was one point where Samer was standing up in the back of the truck, facing forward and taking photos. And the driver casually stretched his right hand back towards the window and towards Samer’s um, region.”
Right as she finished the story, Samer got on the bus. “What’s going on?” he asked.
Awkward silence.
“You don’t want to know.”
“Actually,” said Samer, looking more and more concerned. “I DO want to know.”
Sally recounted the story of the Bedouin driver’s love to him. Samer slumped down in the seat, holding his head in his hands. “I can’t believe you told me this four hours after it happened,” he said. “I’m traumatized.”
“Surprise!” said Sally, meekly.
Part One
May 15, 2007
Suprise! (Part One)
Day One: Kuwait to Amman
The trip to Jordan was doomed from the beginning. Not only did I have intense, heated arguments with Jazeera about booking my flight, Waleed had issues with reading his Royal Jordanian ticket (ironic foreshadowing). Somehow, I made it to the airport for my 11 a.m. flight on time and in one piece.
The first order of business was checking in, which surprisingly went off without a hitch. They told me at the counter that I could pay for the Amman-Kuwait portion of my trip at the airport in Amman. I happily went off, confident that I had been able to check in with time to run the usual pre-boarding errands (that is to say, buy sunglasses because I forgot mine and exchange money). As I walked by the Jazeera counter, however, I decided not to risk it. I was hopeful. It was a brand new day, after all. Maybe Jazeera had made some changes!
Me: Hi! I’ve just checked in for my flight from Kuwait to Amman. Thank god. But hey, I still have to pay that 5KD for my change in dates for my return flight. Can I do that here?
Incompetent Person #4: Yes. That’s 5KD.
Me: Hot damn. I just changed all my Kuwait Dinars into Jordanian. Can I pay with my credit card?
Incompetent Person #4: No.
Me: What?
Incompetent Person #4: No. We don’t support credit cards when you make a change over the phone.
Me: That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life.
Incompetent Person #4: Yeah, well, we’re Jazeera. That’s what we do.
Me: Fine. This is a long shot, but can I pay with Jordanian?
Incompetent Person #4: HAHAHAHA. No. But, hey, there’s a money exchange place over there, you can re-exchange your money into KD.
Me: Okay, I lied, THAT is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in my life.
Incompetent Person #4: Toodles.
Since I work close to the airport, I have gone to the airport a few different times for lunch. I knew where three different ATMs were. I went to each of those ATMs. Every single one of them was broken. I ended up changing 10 JDs into Kuwaiti Dinars in order to pay for my flight home (more ironic foreshadowing).
I realized, at this point, that if I made it to Amman in one piece, I’d consider myself lucky.
After making it through the security check (where, as I was waiting, I heard Ugly American Kid tell his Somewhat Less Ugly American Father that the millions of security checks were totally lame and unnecessary, to which I really wanted to turn around to him and say “Have you heard of September 11?”), I entered the waiting area at Gate #2, sat down and pulled out my iPod. I had barely made it through the introduction of whatever I had been listening to when I was tapped on the shoulder by Elderly Hijab Woman.
“Excuse me,” she said, not unkindly.
I was befuddled, as most people are when they are interrupted by a random stranger at the airport. “Yes?”
Elderly, Hijab Woman: Please don’t take offense.
Me: (internally) Oh god.
Elderly, Hijab Woman: It’s just that, a little bit of your back was showing when you sat down.
Me: Oh okay. Thanks. (internally) Oh god.
Elderly, Hijab Woman: Please don’t be mad. You are like my daughter.
Me: (forcing a smile) Not at all! Thanks!
As the lady wandered away, I heard a clanging noise. Behind me, a 2-year-old had started climbing on top of chairs, using it as her own personal jungle gym. I glanced around the waiting room and counted over 10 children, all under the age of 3. It was official: My plane was being doubled as a day care center.
I checked the time. It was 10:34 a.m. I figured, at this point, if the Jazeera flight crash-landed in the desert, I would somehow find a way to hitch hike to Amman, to get away from both the children and the insane woman.
The worst part of it was, Jazeera is a dry airline.
When I finally landed in Amman, I sent Fahed a text message letting him know that I had landed. “And,” I added “You better have a bottle of wine with you.”
I got a text back immediately. “Welcome to Jordan. It be madness, it be alcohol, it be sexy times!”
That was yet to be seen.
***
After picking up the second group of Kuwait-refugees, we all decided to make a night of it. After all, we hadn’t properly partied (illegal parties on the roofs of apartments just don’t count) in months. We started off with dinner and quite a few drinks at Mandaloon, a restaurant/club in Amman. It was a high class joint, where, apparently, all the prostitutes gather with their pimps, according to all the boys there.
“They WERE?” said Erica. “Are you sure?”
Waleed did his patented looking-at-you-over-his-glasses look. “Of course. It’s obvious.”
Having had enough of the pimps & ho’s, we went to Dove, a basement dive bar at the bottom of the Best Western hotel. Like most dive bars, their decorations were alcohol-theme posters and signage. As we entered, Samer immediately began scanning the walls.
“I want one,” he said, squinting through the darkness. “It has to be in good condition though.” He selected a Johnny Walker Red Label carpet-style wall hanging and set it on the bar table. “This is it,” he said, proudly.
He recruited Fares and I to help him get the sign out of there.
“Okay,” he said. “I’m going to tuck the sign into the back of my pants, put on Fares’ jacket, and you’re going to hug me so they don’t see.”
Which is exactly what we did.
"This is so going to go on my wall at home," Samer said.
***
Days 2: Wadi Rum
Our original departure times was set for 2 p.m.
“We have to see the sunset,” claimed Waleed when telling us about the Wadi Rum adventure. “It is gorgeous. Everyone goes to Wadi Rum to see the sunset.”
Then our departure time got pushed to 3 p.m.
“It’s okay!” said Waleed, clearly overcompensating for his original declaration. “We can see the sunset on the way to the camp!”
We all met at the Four Seasons at 3 p.m. Except we were missing three people. So we had to wait. For an hour.
Waleed, Samer and Fahed took this opportunity to bond with our bus driver, Hisham, as the rest of us sat on the bus, complaining about waiting around.
Ziad peered out the window at Hisham and the boys talking. “You know who he looks like?” he asked the rest of us rhetorically. “Have you ever seen Thundercats? You know that walrus character?? He looks just like him!”
He handed my camera back to me. “Take a picture of the two of us,” he said, racing off the bus. “I want to post it on Facebook, and tag him as the walrus.”
By the time we actually got moving, it was 4 p.m. Hisham reached over and pulled out the microphone. “Hello. Welcome to the bus,” he said. “Would you prefer me to speak in English or Arabic?”
Everyone looked at Erica and I, the only two who didn’t speak Arabic.
“Welcome to the bus,” repeated Hisham. “As we drive to Wadi Rum, I will tell you about different sites to see. Also, I only have a tape deck on this bus. Thank you.”
Putting away the microphone, Hisham popped in what was soon to be the soundtrack for Wadi Rum. He had one tape. It was Egyptian songs. He played it for the entire six hour trip to Wadi Rum and the entire five hour trip back from Wadi Rum. Occasionally, Hisham would turn down the radio and tell us about some sight along the route.
About two hours into the drive, Hisham tapped the microphone. “Irani girl,” he asked, looking at me through the rearview mirror. “Are you Shia’a?”
The entire bus went silent. The Kuwait crew, in particular, was trying to muffle their laughter.
I looked at Waleed, who was sitting in front of me. He motioned for me to nod.
“Yes, I am!” I replied, enthusiastically.
He smiled at me. “To your left,” he said. From the backseat, Fares quietly chimed in by paying homage to Beyonce. “To the left, to the left…”
Hisham didn’t hear him. “To your left,” he continued, “You will see one of the most holy sites for the Shia’a people.”
Dead silence on the bus.
“Wow!” I responded, trying to be enthusiastic.
“This site,” he said, “is the home of Jaafar.”
“That’s so amazing!!!” I gushed.
Hisham continued on with the tale of the site. I honestly don’t remember the details. After he finished his story, there was an awkward silence until he started playing the tape of Egyptian music again.
“That was fun,” I told Waleed.
A little while later, we pulled up alongside another tour bus. “The driver of this bus,” said Hisham, “is my nephew.” All of us turned to wave at the people inside the bus, who in turn stared at us, befuddled. We pulled over to the side, where the people from Nephew Bus exchanged coffee for food from our bus.
“Old fashioned bartering!” said Waleed. “I love it! It’s like the olden days!”
We hit the road again, making a pit stop at a tourist trap rest stop, where everything was overpriced and spelled wrong. “Hand me your camera,” declared Ziad. “I have to take a picture of the Emergency sign.”
After some overpriced shopping, we made our way back onto the bus.
“You know,” said Ziad, looking towards the rest of us sitting in the front of the bus. “My friend Aziz doesn’t believe that rape should be called rape.”
He paused, letting the sentence hang in the air. “He says it should be called ‘surprise sex.’ You know. It’s just like (makes jazz hands) SURPRISE!”
The theme for Wadi Rum was born. Not so much a fan of rape jokes myself, the concept of “surprise sex” was just so unbelievably bizarre that it quickly caught on with the other 14 of us on the bus.
Around 8 p.m., we pulled over on the side of the road to wait for Abdullah, Fares & Fahed’s cousin, to meet up with us.
We waited about an hour.
“You know, I have spent more time in waiting than I’ve actually spent in Amman,” said Ziad. “The theme of this trip is going to be waiting.”
By the time we made it to Bait Ali (literal translation: House of Ali), it was about 9:30 p.m. and the last call for dinner.
Calling it “dinner” would be generous though. The kebab was chewy. The rice was sort of edible. The chicken looked burnt. The salad was limp. “This is disgusting,” said Samer, looking at his plate. “I know,” said Sally. “I can’t really eat this.”
After settling in, Sally, Rula, Erica and I declared ourselves the “No Surprise Sex Tent”. “Come on,” said Fares. “Nothing?”
“No.” responded Sally. “Pre-mediated sex, maybe. Surprise? No.”
Eventually, we settled down with drinks, sheesha and conversed while waiting for the Jeep 4x4s to come pick us up and take us to the desert. When they finally did show up, however, there was only one of them. And fifteen of us.
“We’ll take the bus!” declared Hisham, who had had a few drinks himself. “Everybody on!”
Hisham followed the 4x4 into the middle of the desert, playing his Egyptian music enthusiastically while the rest of us cringed in fear. He overtook the 4x4 at one point, driving off into the desert.
“I’m sure he knows where he’s going,” said Fahed. “I mean, he’s driven this desert for years.”
None of use were convinced. We eventually stopped, and piled off the bus, as headlights approached us. It was like encountering the Others on “Lost”.
“Oh, god,” muttered somebody. “Are we going to get surprised?”
Turns out, this wasn’t the stop. We drove a little bit further, and reached a sand dune. Hisham got out of the bus, while the rest of us sat nervously inside, as the Egyptian music kept blasting.
Then, the bus died.
The lights went off, the engine shut down, and Hisham definitely was not in the drivers seat to have control over that.
“I guess this is where we’re settling,” someone said. We piled off the bus, and moved cushions and backpacks up the sand dune. Five of the boys went to collect firewood in order to build a bonfire.
The No Surprise Sex Tent girls huddled together on cushions close to the fire. “It’s so cold,” complained Erica. Surprisingly, I was not cold – considering I grew up in Kuwait and later moved to California, this was a miracle. Eventually, the girls called Fahed over.
“I get to be a lezabian?” he asked, clearly elated.
“Come keep us warm!” cried Sally.
As it got later and later into the night, the fire kept dwindling, until it was finally just out. That was our signal to return to the tent, at around 4 in the morning.
Hisham rose from where he had been sleeping on the sand dune next to the bus and drove us back. Upon arrival at Bait Ali, we found that the front gate had been locked.
“We are going to end up sleeping in the bus,” I told Waleed, laughing. At some point, you just had to laugh at the absurdity of it.
We tried rattling the doors to no avail. Waleed’s cousin had met up with three of her friends from Israel at the camp, and they were with us. “Look,” said one of them. “We’ll just hop the fence.” And, hop the fence he did. With a boost, he climbed over and opened the door for us.
“So,” pondered Waleed. “The Israeli just jumped the fence and broke in. I really hope the irony of this is not lost on anyone.”
As we made our way to the tents, dawn was just starting to break. Waleed had been the biggest supporter of watching the sunrise and sunset in Wadi Rum, and he began his campaign again.
“Look,” he told all of us. “The sunrise is supposed to be beautiful. Amazingly beautiful. We have to watch it.”
We had already missed the sunset. We figured we could stay up the extra half hour and see sunrise.
Part two to follow.
The trip to Jordan was doomed from the beginning. Not only did I have intense, heated arguments with Jazeera about booking my flight, Waleed had issues with reading his Royal Jordanian ticket (ironic foreshadowing). Somehow, I made it to the airport for my 11 a.m. flight on time and in one piece.
The first order of business was checking in, which surprisingly went off without a hitch. They told me at the counter that I could pay for the Amman-Kuwait portion of my trip at the airport in Amman. I happily went off, confident that I had been able to check in with time to run the usual pre-boarding errands (that is to say, buy sunglasses because I forgot mine and exchange money). As I walked by the Jazeera counter, however, I decided not to risk it. I was hopeful. It was a brand new day, after all. Maybe Jazeera had made some changes!
Me: Hi! I’ve just checked in for my flight from Kuwait to Amman. Thank god. But hey, I still have to pay that 5KD for my change in dates for my return flight. Can I do that here?
Incompetent Person #4: Yes. That’s 5KD.
Me: Hot damn. I just changed all my Kuwait Dinars into Jordanian. Can I pay with my credit card?
Incompetent Person #4: No.
Me: What?
Incompetent Person #4: No. We don’t support credit cards when you make a change over the phone.
Me: That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life.
Incompetent Person #4: Yeah, well, we’re Jazeera. That’s what we do.
Me: Fine. This is a long shot, but can I pay with Jordanian?
Incompetent Person #4: HAHAHAHA. No. But, hey, there’s a money exchange place over there, you can re-exchange your money into KD.
Me: Okay, I lied, THAT is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in my life.
Incompetent Person #4: Toodles.
Since I work close to the airport, I have gone to the airport a few different times for lunch. I knew where three different ATMs were. I went to each of those ATMs. Every single one of them was broken. I ended up changing 10 JDs into Kuwaiti Dinars in order to pay for my flight home (more ironic foreshadowing).
I realized, at this point, that if I made it to Amman in one piece, I’d consider myself lucky.
After making it through the security check (where, as I was waiting, I heard Ugly American Kid tell his Somewhat Less Ugly American Father that the millions of security checks were totally lame and unnecessary, to which I really wanted to turn around to him and say “Have you heard of September 11?”), I entered the waiting area at Gate #2, sat down and pulled out my iPod. I had barely made it through the introduction of whatever I had been listening to when I was tapped on the shoulder by Elderly Hijab Woman.
“Excuse me,” she said, not unkindly.
I was befuddled, as most people are when they are interrupted by a random stranger at the airport. “Yes?”
Elderly, Hijab Woman: Please don’t take offense.
Me: (internally) Oh god.
Elderly, Hijab Woman: It’s just that, a little bit of your back was showing when you sat down.
Me: Oh okay. Thanks. (internally) Oh god.
Elderly, Hijab Woman: Please don’t be mad. You are like my daughter.
Me: (forcing a smile) Not at all! Thanks!
As the lady wandered away, I heard a clanging noise. Behind me, a 2-year-old had started climbing on top of chairs, using it as her own personal jungle gym. I glanced around the waiting room and counted over 10 children, all under the age of 3. It was official: My plane was being doubled as a day care center.
I checked the time. It was 10:34 a.m. I figured, at this point, if the Jazeera flight crash-landed in the desert, I would somehow find a way to hitch hike to Amman, to get away from both the children and the insane woman.
The worst part of it was, Jazeera is a dry airline.
When I finally landed in Amman, I sent Fahed a text message letting him know that I had landed. “And,” I added “You better have a bottle of wine with you.”
I got a text back immediately. “Welcome to Jordan. It be madness, it be alcohol, it be sexy times!”
That was yet to be seen.
After picking up the second group of Kuwait-refugees, we all decided to make a night of it. After all, we hadn’t properly partied (illegal parties on the roofs of apartments just don’t count) in months. We started off with dinner and quite a few drinks at Mandaloon, a restaurant/club in Amman. It was a high class joint, where, apparently, all the prostitutes gather with their pimps, according to all the boys there.
“They WERE?” said Erica. “Are you sure?”
Waleed did his patented looking-at-you-over-his-glasses look. “Of course. It’s obvious.”
Having had enough of the pimps & ho’s, we went to Dove, a basement dive bar at the bottom of the Best Western hotel. Like most dive bars, their decorations were alcohol-theme posters and signage. As we entered, Samer immediately began scanning the walls.
“I want one,” he said, squinting through the darkness. “It has to be in good condition though.” He selected a Johnny Walker Red Label carpet-style wall hanging and set it on the bar table. “This is it,” he said, proudly.
He recruited Fares and I to help him get the sign out of there.
“Okay,” he said. “I’m going to tuck the sign into the back of my pants, put on Fares’ jacket, and you’re going to hug me so they don’t see.”
Which is exactly what we did.
"This is so going to go on my wall at home," Samer said.
Days 2: Wadi Rum
Our original departure times was set for 2 p.m.
“We have to see the sunset,” claimed Waleed when telling us about the Wadi Rum adventure. “It is gorgeous. Everyone goes to Wadi Rum to see the sunset.”
Then our departure time got pushed to 3 p.m.
“It’s okay!” said Waleed, clearly overcompensating for his original declaration. “We can see the sunset on the way to the camp!”
We all met at the Four Seasons at 3 p.m. Except we were missing three people. So we had to wait. For an hour.
Waleed, Samer and Fahed took this opportunity to bond with our bus driver, Hisham, as the rest of us sat on the bus, complaining about waiting around.
Ziad peered out the window at Hisham and the boys talking. “You know who he looks like?” he asked the rest of us rhetorically. “Have you ever seen Thundercats? You know that walrus character?? He looks just like him!”
He handed my camera back to me. “Take a picture of the two of us,” he said, racing off the bus. “I want to post it on Facebook, and tag him as the walrus.”
By the time we actually got moving, it was 4 p.m. Hisham reached over and pulled out the microphone. “Hello. Welcome to the bus,” he said. “Would you prefer me to speak in English or Arabic?”
Everyone looked at Erica and I, the only two who didn’t speak Arabic.
“Welcome to the bus,” repeated Hisham. “As we drive to Wadi Rum, I will tell you about different sites to see. Also, I only have a tape deck on this bus. Thank you.”
Putting away the microphone, Hisham popped in what was soon to be the soundtrack for Wadi Rum. He had one tape. It was Egyptian songs. He played it for the entire six hour trip to Wadi Rum and the entire five hour trip back from Wadi Rum. Occasionally, Hisham would turn down the radio and tell us about some sight along the route.
About two hours into the drive, Hisham tapped the microphone. “Irani girl,” he asked, looking at me through the rearview mirror. “Are you Shia’a?”
The entire bus went silent. The Kuwait crew, in particular, was trying to muffle their laughter.
I looked at Waleed, who was sitting in front of me. He motioned for me to nod.
“Yes, I am!” I replied, enthusiastically.
He smiled at me. “To your left,” he said. From the backseat, Fares quietly chimed in by paying homage to Beyonce. “To the left, to the left…”
Hisham didn’t hear him. “To your left,” he continued, “You will see one of the most holy sites for the Shia’a people.”
Dead silence on the bus.
“Wow!” I responded, trying to be enthusiastic.
“This site,” he said, “is the home of Jaafar.”
“That’s so amazing!!!” I gushed.
Hisham continued on with the tale of the site. I honestly don’t remember the details. After he finished his story, there was an awkward silence until he started playing the tape of Egyptian music again.
“That was fun,” I told Waleed.
A little while later, we pulled up alongside another tour bus. “The driver of this bus,” said Hisham, “is my nephew.” All of us turned to wave at the people inside the bus, who in turn stared at us, befuddled. We pulled over to the side, where the people from Nephew Bus exchanged coffee for food from our bus.
“Old fashioned bartering!” said Waleed. “I love it! It’s like the olden days!”
We hit the road again, making a pit stop at a tourist trap rest stop, where everything was overpriced and spelled wrong. “Hand me your camera,” declared Ziad. “I have to take a picture of the Emergency sign.”
After some overpriced shopping, we made our way back onto the bus.
“You know,” said Ziad, looking towards the rest of us sitting in the front of the bus. “My friend Aziz doesn’t believe that rape should be called rape.”
He paused, letting the sentence hang in the air. “He says it should be called ‘surprise sex.’ You know. It’s just like (makes jazz hands) SURPRISE!”
The theme for Wadi Rum was born. Not so much a fan of rape jokes myself, the concept of “surprise sex” was just so unbelievably bizarre that it quickly caught on with the other 14 of us on the bus.
Around 8 p.m., we pulled over on the side of the road to wait for Abdullah, Fares & Fahed’s cousin, to meet up with us.
We waited about an hour.
“You know, I have spent more time in waiting than I’ve actually spent in Amman,” said Ziad. “The theme of this trip is going to be waiting.”
By the time we made it to Bait Ali (literal translation: House of Ali), it was about 9:30 p.m. and the last call for dinner.
Calling it “dinner” would be generous though. The kebab was chewy. The rice was sort of edible. The chicken looked burnt. The salad was limp. “This is disgusting,” said Samer, looking at his plate. “I know,” said Sally. “I can’t really eat this.”
After settling in, Sally, Rula, Erica and I declared ourselves the “No Surprise Sex Tent”. “Come on,” said Fares. “Nothing?”
“No.” responded Sally. “Pre-mediated sex, maybe. Surprise? No.”
Eventually, we settled down with drinks, sheesha and conversed while waiting for the Jeep 4x4s to come pick us up and take us to the desert. When they finally did show up, however, there was only one of them. And fifteen of us.
“We’ll take the bus!” declared Hisham, who had had a few drinks himself. “Everybody on!”
Hisham followed the 4x4 into the middle of the desert, playing his Egyptian music enthusiastically while the rest of us cringed in fear. He overtook the 4x4 at one point, driving off into the desert.
“I’m sure he knows where he’s going,” said Fahed. “I mean, he’s driven this desert for years.”
None of use were convinced. We eventually stopped, and piled off the bus, as headlights approached us. It was like encountering the Others on “Lost”.
“Oh, god,” muttered somebody. “Are we going to get surprised?”
Turns out, this wasn’t the stop. We drove a little bit further, and reached a sand dune. Hisham got out of the bus, while the rest of us sat nervously inside, as the Egyptian music kept blasting.
Then, the bus died.
The lights went off, the engine shut down, and Hisham definitely was not in the drivers seat to have control over that.
“I guess this is where we’re settling,” someone said. We piled off the bus, and moved cushions and backpacks up the sand dune. Five of the boys went to collect firewood in order to build a bonfire.
The No Surprise Sex Tent girls huddled together on cushions close to the fire. “It’s so cold,” complained Erica. Surprisingly, I was not cold – considering I grew up in Kuwait and later moved to California, this was a miracle. Eventually, the girls called Fahed over.
“I get to be a lezabian?” he asked, clearly elated.
“Come keep us warm!” cried Sally.
As it got later and later into the night, the fire kept dwindling, until it was finally just out. That was our signal to return to the tent, at around 4 in the morning.
Hisham rose from where he had been sleeping on the sand dune next to the bus and drove us back. Upon arrival at Bait Ali, we found that the front gate had been locked.
“We are going to end up sleeping in the bus,” I told Waleed, laughing. At some point, you just had to laugh at the absurdity of it.
We tried rattling the doors to no avail. Waleed’s cousin had met up with three of her friends from Israel at the camp, and they were with us. “Look,” said one of them. “We’ll just hop the fence.” And, hop the fence he did. With a boost, he climbed over and opened the door for us.
“So,” pondered Waleed. “The Israeli just jumped the fence and broke in. I really hope the irony of this is not lost on anyone.”
As we made our way to the tents, dawn was just starting to break. Waleed had been the biggest supporter of watching the sunrise and sunset in Wadi Rum, and he began his campaign again.
“Look,” he told all of us. “The sunrise is supposed to be beautiful. Amazingly beautiful. We have to watch it.”
We had already missed the sunset. We figured we could stay up the extra half hour and see sunrise.
Part two to follow.
Apr 28, 2007
Royal Jordanian: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
Waleed, A Week and a Half Ago: Hi, I want to buy four tickets on Royal Jordanian because you have a totally awesome deal, roundtrip tickets for 30KD ($104)!!
Royal Jordanian (RJ): Cool. How many people?
Waleed, A Week and a Half Ago : Four people. For Wednesday.
RJ: Four people? Cool. Totally booking it. Hey, your names are really unusual by the way.
Waleed, A Week and a Half Ago : Whatever you say. We’re booked for next Wednesday?
RJ: Totally!
Cut to: Present Day
Deena: Hey, Waleed, are you sure your flight leaves at 5 p.m. tomorrow? Because someone just told me that they leave tomorrow at 8 p.m. and you guys are all on the same flight. Aren’t you?
Waleed: Uh, obviously. Wait, what?
Deena: I dunno. Here’s RJ’s number: 1-800-We-Suck
Waleed: Hi, I’m booked for a flight with you guys from
RJ: Awesome!
Waleed: For four people…
RJ: Oh right! I totally remember you, you’re the ones with the funny names!
Waleed: Tomorrow, at 5 p.m.
RJ: Oh. No. Actually, it’s today. Hey, what time is it now?
Waleed: Uh, 3:30 p.m.?
RJ: Yeah, your flight is in like, an hour.
Waleed: But I told you to book me on the flight for Wednesday!
RJ: You sure? Isn’t today Wednesday? The 24th?
Waleed: Today is Tuesday!!
RJ: Right, right, Tuesday.
Waleed: I should have been booked on the Wednesday flight!
RJ: Right. The 24th!
Waleed: No! Wednesday is the 25th!!
RJ: Whoops, sorry about that. Well, you can still make it, can’t you?
Waleed: No! I have to pack! And The flight is in like, an hour! And I have a job?
RJ: Oooh, right, jobs. Whatever, we just play Solitare all day. Let us know if you want to reschedule your flight! LATES!!
dial tone
Waleed: Okay. Okay. Okay. I have to figure this out. Okay. I just… I just won’t pick up my phone for the next two hours!! And it’ll all go away. And be fine.
Two Hours Later
Waleed: Hi, it’s the one with the weird name. Do you have flights for tomorrow?
RJ: We are so totally booked solid. I think it’s because we’re awesome. We are so awesome, with our handy calendars and helpful customer service!
Waleed:What about in business class?
RJ: No, tomorrow we’re bringing in the small plane.
Waleed: The what?
RJ: The small plane! To
Waleed: Today is WEDNESDAY!
RJ: Right! But we figure, wo goes to
Waleed: Fine. FINE. Book me for next Wednesday. Unless you’re using a small plane THEN also.
RJ: Oh, no. This Wednesday is really more of an experiment kind of thing. Small planes, yay! Come pick up the tickets soon, ‘kay?
Wednesday Afternoon
Waleed (defeated and dejected): Hi.
RJ: OMG, hi!! Nice to see you again, it’s been a long time!
Waleed: Whatever. Remember how you booked me on the wrong flight?
RJ: Uh, whatever to YOU. Remember how you didn’t check the tickets?
Waleed: Oh.
RJ: Right. Oh.
Waleed: Whatever, can I just have my tickets?
RJ: Sure thing, Strange Name Dude. (pauses before handing them over) Want to check the dates?
Waleed: Heh, heh heh. Um. (leaves)
The moral of the story is that you should always, always check your plane tickets once you buy them. Also, when you make your reservations, it’s probably best to ask the person what calendar year they are looking at, to make sure they aren’t booking you on a flight for Wednesday April 24, 2013.
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